For the 2nd Annual Nicky Day which is a festival devoted to Nicky...

On this day, on a day in which many have commented which is a celebration that is named after me, I have tracked homoerotic trollfuck plagarisers across the internet with my team of lawyers and attorneys and legal professionals.

Ballonfucks and fags all of them, I have brought my revenge to bring vegeance upon all of those who would prevent my work from being published by those who would be the type to publish me.

Bastards.