Partially ganked from yesthattom

http://yesthattom.livejournal.com/749954.html


Oh, and from the Encylopedia Dramitica
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Ron_Paul

How to identify a Ron Paul supporter

• Belongs to the KKK or frequently posts on Stormfront
• Listens to the Hal Turner Show.
• Is on the internet 23 hours a day.
• Lives in Montana, Wyoming, Texas, or outside of the USA, where they can be found in the basement of their parent's house.
• Always bitching about having to pay taxes, even while commuting to work on roads or public transit.
• Has at least 100 sockpuppet accounts on Youtube
• Owns more firearms than the entire country of Portugal
• Brings at least 3 or 4 firearms to his shitty Tech Support job.
• Cant get through reviewing the toaster he bought on amazon.com without mentioning VOTE RON PAUL 2008 over 9000 times.
• Will always refer to Ron Paul as "Dr. Ron Paul" (as if holding a medical degree somehow qualifies you to be the leader of the free world).
• Is obese
• Is a virgin who couldn't get laid in Bangkok.
• Hates Jews, Mexicans, and Blacks (mostly Jews)
• Is a closet Nazi (unless they claim to be Libertarian or other 3rd party. Then they're just closet Republicans.)
• Is sixteen years old
• Hates Leftards
• Enjoys slapping Ron Paul bumperstickers all over random vertical surfaces
• Lives in Europe, having no voting rights in the United States whatsoever.
• Claims to have read the constitution but actually hasn't.
• Becomes emotionally distressed when someone says something remotely bad about "Dr. Paul".
• Spouts conspiracy theories about the mainstream media fixing polls because they're "afraid of a Ron Paul presidency".
• Will accuse any detractor of hating the Constitution and hating liberty. This isn't at all similar to how neocons label detractors as freedom-haters who hate America.

Oh, and a bunch of his fucking supporters are now using the Chuck Norris meme in relation to him.

For those Ron Paul supporters who have just entered the romm...

FUCK RON PAUL!  HE KILLS THE WITTLE PUPPY DOGZ!!!!1!!!!!!!11!

Spam me now you worthless morons.